The Most Weirdest: funny

This is a very small part of all of the strange laws that I went trough. It is amazing how many of those there are and one more odd than previous. So here they are grouped by states.
I know there is a lot to read, but every one of theme is interesting.

Alabama

It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Solitare may not be played on Sundays.
In Lee County it's illegal to sell peanuts after sundown on Wednesday.

Alaska

Huskies are not allowed in school buildings.
No child may build a snowman taller than himself on school property.
In Fairbanks it's illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a Moose.

Arizona

Donkeys are not permitted to sleep in bathtubs.
There is a possible 25 year prison stay for anyone cutting down a cactus.
In Glendale it's illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Maricopa County no more than 6 girls may live in any house.
In Nogales one can't wear suspenders.
In Tombstone it's illigal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than 1 missing tooth visible while smiling.

Arkansas

A man can beat his wife yet only once per month.
In Little Rock dogs can't bark after 6pm.
In Little Rock if a man and woman flirt with each other on the streets they could be jailed for 30 days.

California

It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet from a tavern,school or place of worship.
Woman can't drive while wearing a housecoat.
Bathhouses are illegal.
It's illegal to eat an orange while in the bathtub.
In Arcadia peacocks have the right of way on any street.
In Blyth a person must own two cows before s/he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public.
In Pasadena it's illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
In Los Angeles it's illegal to cry on a witness stand in any state court.
In Los Angeles it's also illegal to bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

Colorado

It's illegal to ride a horse while drunk.
In Denver it's also against the law to loan your next door neighbor your vacuum.
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
In Sterling a loose pet cat must have a tail light.

Connecticut

It's illegal to dispose of used razorblades.
Any one caught biking (riding a bicycle)over 65mph will be ticketed.
In Devon it's against the law to walk backwards after sunset.
In Hartford it's illegal to educate a dog.
In Hartford a man can't kiss his wife on sundays.

Delaware

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
On Fenwich Island it's illegal to lie down on a beach at night.
In Lewes it's illegal to wear pants that are "form fitting" around the waist.
In Rehoboth one may not wisper in church.
In Rehoboth changing into or out of a swimsuit in a public restroom is prohibited.

Florida

It's illegal for a single, divorced, or widowed woman to Parachute on Sunday afternoons.
It's against the law to dream about another man's wife or cow.
It's illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
It's considered an offense to shower naked.
It's illegal to skateboard without a license.
It's against the law to put livestock on a school bus.
In Miami it's forbidden to imitate an animal.

Georgia

It's illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
A school girl must offer to carry a school boy's books if they are walking together.
In Columbus it's illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position.
In Johnsboro it's illegal to say "Oh,boy".
In Quitman it's illegal for chickens to cross the road.

Hawaii

It's illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It's illegal to put pennies in your ear.
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
Twins can't work for the same company.

Idaho

Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh over 50lbs.
In Idaho falls it's illegal for anyone over 88 to ride a motorcycle.
In Tamarack it's illegal to purchase onions after dark except with a special permit from the sheriff.

Illinois

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least a one dollar bill on your person.
In Chicago it's illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
In Joilet it's illegal for one to mispronounce the city's name.
In Zion it's illigal to teach pets to smoke cigars.

Indiana

It's illegal to bathe in the winter time.
Liquor stores can't sell milk or cold soft drinks.
In Elkhart it's illegal for a barber to threaten to cut a child's ears off.
In Gary one can't attend a public theater or ride on public transport within 4 hrs of eating an onion or garlic.